This is not my ceiling
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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