A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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