Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
