It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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