I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
he puts the penis in happiness.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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