no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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