hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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