Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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