how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
ugly people sure do ruin things
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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