yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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