i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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