i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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