DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Randomize