I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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