can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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