i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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