someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Terrible idea I love it
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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