Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
