Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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