Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
