She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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