wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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