if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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