I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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