Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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