I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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