I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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