It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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