why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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