So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Woke up backwards on a recliner
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.