Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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