Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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