How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
There are leaves in my underwear?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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