doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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