My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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