On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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