I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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