8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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