I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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