Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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