Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
My vagina just clenched in fear
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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