Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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