How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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