well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Everclear isn't food dammit
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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