how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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