Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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