I looked at my own cervix.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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