i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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