I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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