Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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