But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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