Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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