im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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