If i come over, it means nothing
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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