What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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