Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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