she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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